Getting Ready(Sluty Style)

Well as i get ready for the wedding, my mom picks out one of the sluttiest dresses for me to wear with my sisters hooker heels( my sister isn't a hooker)..tells me my hair needs to be straigthened more then it is, tells me i need to wear make up(i dont wear any usually) ahh i think she wants me to get a boyfriend tonight:/..im sick and tierd of dating after having soo many boyfriends already, u get tired of it!!!! well lets see how the wedding is tonight.